Desire Avenue

Like most of Mark n' Lard's tomfoolery, it was quite funny at the time.

Whoever that is, it's not Stina.

Clues that lead me to this conclusion:

* her nose is too big
* her jaw is too square
* she's playing a red electric guitar onstage while wearing a big crinolene gypsy dress for feck's sake

I havn't been on eBay since returning from my holiday. I'm out of routine a bit.

I don't think any of Stina's collectables are ever going to be really valuable unfortunately. If she was suddenly to become commercially popular and there was a sudden interest in her past works,then demand would ...

A soundtrack to a novel? How does that work?

RUMOUR 1: Professional musician Stina Nordenstam dies in freak accident with a lawnmower

STINA FANS: Oh my God! I hope she's okay!

RUMOUR 2: Professional musician Stina Nordenstam plays some music

STINA FANS: Yeah right, pull the other one.

1. A new album

2, A new single

3. Stina Nordenstam: The Biopic - a powerful psychodrama directed by Alfonso Cuaron, starring Audrey Tautou with the third act set fifteen minutes in the future where Stina dresses up in a giant robot suit to battle giant crystalline space dinosaurs made of the ...

late 1994, ASCHE. On cassette, 8.99 from the Grosvenor Centre in Northampton, two days after I left home and the day before I was due to start college. With the change from a tenner I got a second hand copy of Rain Dogs from the flea market.

It was raining. My first day in a strange town, 300 ...

This one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALWECXUih3k

'Cos you can see her pants.




edit: youtube style

About twelve years ago BBC Radio 1 FM had a listeners' poll to determine the most beautiful songs ever written. Top three were "Northern Sky", "When Poets Dream Of Angels" and "Little Star".

If you're watching this movie and getting thoroughly depressed by it, just remember that the alcoholic dad is Bootstrap Bill from <i>Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Yaarrrr Roger The Cabinboy</i> or whatever it was called.

Also, I lived in Aberdeen for two years and must question the storytelling ...

Nah, he played slide for Oasis.

I hope it's an album of pirate sea shanties with Lordi.

Two hundred pounds are sown?

The rest seems correct. It is 'eyelids' and 'reflecting'.

(I have no idea what this song is about).

Dear Ms Ana No Tits
Nonresistant mad
St Ann trod in a mess
A mad tern sins not