What's your sloaney name?
I guess it's a bit late to wonder, but aren't sloaneys some sort of bragging posh youth? Or is the concept different? I had plenty of rich co-students in the past, wondering about which car people were driving and which clothes etc...
"Superero' le correnti gravitazionali, lo spazio e la luce per non farti invecchiare. Ti salvero' da ogni malinconia, perche' sei un essere speciale ed io avro' cura di te ... Io si', che avro' cura di te" F.Battiato