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Real Council House complaints

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Complaints from Council House Owners. These are genuine clips from
council complaint letters:

1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back
passage has fungus growing in it.

2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I
just can't take it anymore.

3. It's the dogs' mess that I find hard to swallow.

4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and
burnt my knob off.

5. And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls
against my fence.

6. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside
toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them

7. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

8. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from
the wall.

9. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife
tripped and fell on it, yesterday, and now she is pregnant

10. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

11. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50%
are plain filthy.

12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it
is cleared.

13. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three

14. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we
can't get BBC 2.

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