Mine are (in equal order of dreadfulness):
01. The Sound Of Music (Am I alone in wanting to throttle the nun?)
02. Miss Congeneality 2 (just god damn awful)
03. The Butterfly Effect (Dude! Where's My Memory)
04. Signs (pious, and the worst aliens ever put to celluloid)
05. The Passion Of The Christ (just plain offensive on so many levels)
06. Alexander (YAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNN)
07. Love Actually (Yes, middle England, no stereotypes here, no sir!)
08. The Chronicles Of Narnia (Let's find the most annoying children in the UK and ram them down your throat with a fist full of treacle)
09. Salo (it's not clever, it's immoral, it's exploitive, it goes waaay beyond too far, it has no point other than to shock, no No NO!)
10. Star Wars Episodes 1,2,3 (George Lucas, have you not brought enough to the sci-fi genre and made enough money yet? Please god let there not be another 3 films of CGI crap. Plus these films have no point if Carrie Fisher is not in them running around drug f**ked thinking she's really there....)
Phew, think I need a lie down after that....