Desire Avenue

Just because this reminds me of the old days...When Rob was still young and reading the Daily-Mirror!

Phony doctor gives free breast exams
Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:40 AM ET


MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.

From Reuter.com

" two women who accepted the offer"

Yes, and there's an interesting "after" in there as well.

x31eq wrote:Yes, and there's an interesting "after" in there as well.

Indeed.

One has to wonder both at the sort of person who would go round pretending to be a doctor in order to grope women, and at the sort of person who would take his word for it at the door.

elizabeth wrote:and at the sort of person who would take his word for it at the door.

Ehm, desperate housewives?

I guess so - you'd have to be majorly desperate to invite a 76 year old in to feel you up.

elizabeth wrote:you'd have to be majorly desperate to invite a 76 year old in to feel you up.

Do I detect a hint of ageism there?

More a hint of horror. *shudders*

if he was hot, it'd be a totally different story. then again, he probably wouldn't have to go through such great lengths for some action.


on a totally unserious note: All in all, though, I have to give kudos to any 76 year old that wanted to feel boobies and ****y THAT bad. lol, men are men no matter what age.