Jokes of the day !!

Post by **RobB** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:42 pm

Q1) What dance was the butterfly banned from?

Q2) What do you call a very cold flea?

Q3) What did the mother bee say to the naughty baby bee?

A1) The moth-ball
A2) Flea-zing
A3) Bee-hive yourself

barrett · Post by **barrett** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:14 pm

[rolling] [music]

Q-Who lived next door to the horses

a-Their nnneeeeeeeiiiiighboooouuuurs....

[xmas]

My 10 y.o,kit, just told me that joke

Post by **sound world** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:29 pm

Thursday is National Talk Like A Pirate Day.No kidding!
So here's a joke.

How do you tell if someone is a REAL pirate?

You can't tell,they just ARRRRRRE!

barrett · Post by **barrett** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:32 am

I just read this on a Swedish message board ...(so dont blame if you find it racist

)

A Swede,a Dane and a Norwegian are talking about their teenage daughters.
"I dont know what shes up to"said the Swedish guy,"the other day i found a packet of cigarettes in her room and i didnt know she smoked".
"I know what you mean "said the Danish man"i found a half empty bottle of whiskey in my daughters room-and i didnt know she drank alcohol".
The norwegian nods in agreement."Its the same for me ",he says,"the other day i was in my daughters room and found a packet of condoms - and i didnt even know she had a dick".

Post by **sound world** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:15 pm

Do the Norwegians tell similar jokes about the Swedes/Danes? (like the Dutch and Belgians).That equal banter somehow a little bit better than the standard English/Irish joke.
OK here's one (insert your own nationalities or whatever):-
(Not very intelligent) bloke turns up to work on a building site,puts his wellies on.
Foreman: 'Hey, (not very intelligent bloke),you've got your wellies on the wrong feet'
(Not very intelligent bloke) 'oh,right'
Same scene occurs for several successive mornings.
Finally
Foreman 'Look,why don't you write L on the left boot and R on the right one?'
(Not very intelligent bloke)does so
(Not very intelligent bloke) 'Hey,that's amazing.Now I know why my wife's knickers have C and A on them'

barrett · Post by **barrett** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:55 pm

Good one Dave...

I just told my lad your pirate joke and he said-

Why did the children sneak into see the pirate movie ?

Because the film was rated ARRRRR