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alx5962
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The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever

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Check there:
http://www.spinner.com/2007/03/27/the-w ... ver-no-20/

Here some quotes:

"Lucky that my breasts Are small and humble So you don't confuse Them with mountains" --Shakira's 'Whenever, Wherever'

"I love you like A fat kid loves cake" --50 Cent's '21 Questions'

"Your butt is mine" --Michael Jackson's 'Bad'
I believe in your smile everyday
But I know that you're far from my way
When I talk to the moon I can hear you
In the dark I can see, I can feel your light

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Post by wirbel »

When it comes to bad lyrics i can recall a certain dj Bobo :lol: but also most of the other Eurodance from the 90s. And then there's the oh so awful dutch 'volks' music, also known as 'camping' music... [:xx] but it's not just the lyrics that's bad..... ;)
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'When I choke, boy, you start me up again, restring my wires, you know this gearbox can make the shift polish my rims.' - Tori Amos, 'Cars and Guitars.'

Believe it or not, the lyrics get worse as the song goes on. :shock:
Ice, you were the one most tender with the rivers.
You, the roof of the waves, layer after layer after layer ...

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Post by aermancer »

blue wrote:'When I choke, boy, you start me up again, restring my wires, you know this gearbox can make the shift polish my rims.' - Tori Amos, 'Cars and Guitars.'

Believe it or not, the lyrics get worse as the song goes on. :shock:
it's all downhill from the first note with Tori nowadays :lol:

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